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House of 1000 Corpsies House of 1000 Corpsies

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I CAME 1,089,498,131,456.14159264 TIMES.

Nemo, Finding Him Nemo, Finding Him

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Not funny. Learn to spell. This movie sucked. It wasn't funny. It just wasn't at all, I don't really know what you could do to make it funnier.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


We must stop this rapeing of the portal. strawberry clock has started a hellful collection on newgrounds this is a pitiful discrace of a flash its time for all the strong blamers to destroy the CC and never have to live threw another clock day. the worst upon us. strawberry has a strong army but we can be stronger and we will never have to suffer any more shit in the portal.

We need to set up our own team of blamers to get as high leval as posibul and create a force of the aleat guard supream. newgrounds needs to overide not only the clock crew but the rest of the shit.we will need to be strong against the clocks and we must concer the portal and share it amougnst all the newgrounds lovers we will need to run the portal witch will be a care free place ware the sprites and the sticks and all the good animation can live together in peace with quality flashes and then we can live in peace forever.

B is one of the stupidest flashes ever how was this ever considerd good at all I have more talent then Strawberry. I have typed more letters in this word than strawberry has ever put into his work I have put more effert into this review that he will ever put into his work. he has a good mind to never show his fucking fruity face in the portal. Fuck him and all the clocks to I used to say that the clocks are ok becase thats just there style. but......
it turend out that they all worshop strawberry they are just as worthless as him and we should end the clock crew and erase them from newgrounds ..................

Then we also have to work against the lock and compase crew witch are the same exact thing as the clocks exept a tiny littel I relized all this becase this is my first clock day and seeing all the shit under judgment. Have you seen it it never ends after I vote on all the flashes theres ten new ones I cant keep up with them all. its all just pure madness. Madness I tell you.

I know this may sound pretty harsh in manys opinon but I belive that it is true. I am a fair voter I consder every catogory in the flash. But this legendary flash known as B has absolutly no dam anything here is a review of B

Interactivity( I normaly do not count this becase it dose not apply to movies as much as games):0
there was absoulutly no humor so guess what it gets a big fat Fucking ZERO,
and guess what my overall score is. Ill explain the joke just in case the clock crew takes a look at this reviw. the anser was ZERO or 0 for the illiterit clock crew members.

And this almost makes me as angrey as ebaumsworld
if you do not know about why everyone should hate that website you need to go to the lemon demon collecton and go to the music video named ebaumsworld and while your there check out the rest of the Lemon demon flashes In my opinon they are quite funny with some good qualitys.

But back to the clock crew and haw to destroy them once and for all. I belive another good way to destroy the Clock crew is to damage there reputation. we need to write long ass reviews like mine to get the attention of the viewer and than they will not watch the shit. so we give everyone of them a zero and review it once.
I also think we should post on the front page. yes we need to post bad and nasty comments about the Clock crew. To do that You have to earn a sertin amount of experence to earn this in your secrets folder in your profile.

I plan to use all my space up in this review and then mabe that way I can get this review reconized and I put alot of work into this review I havent even put any random lettering into it althought I am using it not to talk just about B but also to tell the people about how to win the battel with the clock crew.

also notice that if this submishion is so long there is no way it is going to go unnoticed by anyone looking threw the reviews becase it is so huge. I also hope to scare the clock crew . Muww hahahahaha. that was my way of typeing my evil Laph.

so I say onword to ausomnise and clensing of the site. out of letter

Lord of the Clocks pt. 1ð Lord of the Clocks pt. 1ð

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I watched this movie.

Clockday Of The Year Clockday Of The Year

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This movie is swell.

I'm Submitting a Movie I'm Submitting a Movie

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is a movie.

PTFA Guy Hates ClockDay 2 PTFA Guy Hates ClockDay 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars


u cnt kil stwbry clok ahahfahfswahahahhahhha

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The HATTA's Rant The HATTA's Rant

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Ironic that the author is a white person who was acting black.

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A Very Clockmas Flash A Very Clockmas Flash

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was swelltacular.

ForkClock responds:

Thank you! Merry Clockmas to you as well <3